Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you’re looking for a cheap deal on well-made but exceptionally homely hats, look no further!
I have a batch of Whole Foods promo caps (made by my hands) in two styles that absolutely must go-go-go-go! /used-car-sales-ad-voice
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Hat #1 is a dubious two-tone affair in the painter’s cap style. Will comfortably fit up to a 23.5″ head. $10
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Hat #2 is also a dubious two-tone affair in the painter’s cap style. Will comfortably fit up to a 23.5″ head. $10
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Another $10 beaut, this 100% indestructible polyester masterpiece will fit up to a 23.5″ head and will last for pretty much ever.
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$10 takes it. Same specs as the hat above but with one fewer logos. Slightly less garish, perhaps, but still pushing the envelope of incredibly bad taste.
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Another $10 hat – this time with but two logos. Damn near tasteful, if you’re really into mustard and ketchup. Fits up to 23.5″ head comfortably.
Here it is on a real head, in brim-up position.
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The piece de resistance, and at only $10, this 3-logo hat has a slightly feminine flair with the loose-edged red-net frill peeking out from behind an appliqued logo.
One might inquire why I made, have, and am personally selling a lot of hideous hats with Whole Foods logos/slogans all over them, and if you weren’t inquiring, you probably should have been.
The reason behind this is that I’d been commissioned to make these hats as part of a promo/samples scheme, but after they were all finished, the folks who would have had to wear these hats flatly refused to let something so disastrously ugly come even near their heads. I managed to fob off two of the hats, along with this shower-cap monstrosity (thrown in gratis) but I’m stuck with the above six and am just plain sick of looking at them. @ $10/ea, I’m not really even recouping the time it took to make these, not to mention well as supplies (interfacing, contrast fabric, thread, twill tape, and labels). I just would like to get something for my time, as well as to get them out of my sewing room!
So, if you like Whole Foods stores and really ugly hats, now it the time to buy.
Drop me a line at michelle.davis.1977 @ gmail.com (delete spaces) and we’ll talk. Payment will be accepted via paypal only!










